Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 435

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 435 There's No Connection Between Being Bald and Being a Head Teacher!

One morning, Yoshiwara.

In Kawaki's room, Sogo and Kawaki sat side by side facing the monitor. Their eyes were fixed on the screen, and their fingers were constantly tapping the game controller.

"Boss, yesterday, when I was drinking with Kondo-san and Uncle Matsudaira, I heard a very interesting rumor." Sogo suddenly said.

"Is that so?" Kawaki answered casually, "Did that uncle's daughter get entangled by some hooligan again?"

"No, it's not that kind of unimportant thing." Sogo replied, "Speaking of which, Boss should also know about the Joui War from ten years ago. Yesterday, when that uncle was drunk, he told us an incredible secret."

"Is that so?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and smiled, "But I'm not interested in that kind of thing. What I'm interested in now is just the game in front of me."

"That's really a pity," Sogo stared at the monitor in front of him and continued at the same time, "I thought the boss would be very interested. According to Uncle Matsudaira, Joui War has a few very powerful guys in the later stage. The Rampaging Noble - Katsura Kotarou, Leader of the Kiheitai - Takasugi Shinsuke, The Dragon of Katsurahama - Sakamoto Tatsuma, and the powerful but mysterious White Yaksha were called the Four Heavenly Kings in the later stages of the war."

"Hahaha, this nickname sounds like a group of problematic children." Kawaki smiled and said.

"That's what the world thinks," Sogo continued, "But yesterday after that uncle got drunk, he revealed another incredible secret. Behind those four people, there was an even more incredible monster... No, it should be a beast. Name, gender, age, all unknown."

"But there is no doubt that that person was even more active than those four people in the later part of the war. Even when facing thousands of Amanto armed with advanced weapons, he did not change his expression. I heard that in the war that he participated in, all the enemies were annihilated as if they were bitten by some terrifying beast. There were not many intact corpses left."

"Is that so? That sounds really scary," Kawaki replied casually, but then his pupils contracted, and he hurriedly shouted, "Sogo-kun, throw a cigarette! Six o'clock direction! About ten meters! Hurry up!"

"Yes---" After responding, Sogo controlled the game character to take out a smoke grenade from his backpack and throw it in the six o'clock direction.

"It's over!"

As he shouted, Kawaki's hand speed suddenly soared, and the expression on his face became serious. After a series of cracking sounds, the game ended.

"Phew~" Kawaki put down the game controller and said with some joy, "It's really a good victory. Does Sogo-kun want to drink something?"

After that, Kawaki got up and walked to the refrigerator in the corner of the room.

"Cola is fine." Sogo put down the game controller and moved his shoulders a little. He then glanced in Kawaki's direction.

...

"Ha----" Kawaki gulped down half a can of coke in one go and let out a comfortable cry, "It's really not bad. A cup of iced coke after an intense battle~"

"You're right, boss." Sogo put down the cola in his hand and laid down on the floor with his hands on his head, "Speaking of which, Boss's place is really nice. It's much better than places like the Shinsengumi. There's no shortage of women, money, and games, and there aren't that many disputes. It's really a good place to relax."

"Ahahaha, Sogo-kun is also at the age where he is interested in women?"

"I've always been very interested. Speaking of which, do men who are not interested in women really exist in this world?" Sogo asked, "They don't exist, right?"

"That makes sense." Kawaki supported his chin with his hand and nodded.

"Boss, let's go back to the topic just now." Sogo stared blankly at the ceiling above his head and continued unhurriedly, "That uncle said that that guy seems to be able to subvert the entire country by himself."

"Really? That's really scary."

"If there really is such a guy, I also want to see him." Sogo's face showed some regret. He sighed and said, "I really wanted to try competing with that kind of person, but I decided not to. If I were killed, I would be very distressed."

"Indeed, I will also be very distressed," Kawaki nodded, then raised his index finger and narrowed his eyes. He smiled and continued, "It's rare to meet someone with a compatible personality like Sogo-kun. I would be very sad if he died."

Sogo continued, "After that, Uncle was so drunk and fell on the table. But he said vaguely that the person was now in Edo. This secret that only a few of the real rulers in Bakufu knew. The person they feared was now somewhere in Edo."

"Really?!" Kawaki used his hands to protect his chest and said in horror.

"Ah, it seems to be true." As he said that, Sogo suddenly sat up, "But this morning, Uncle suddenly ran to Shinsengumi's settlement and said that yesterday was just a drunken talk after drinking too much. He also emphasized that the Shinsengumi should not do stupid things that have no results at all. However, this was too strange, that uncle would never behave like that."

As he spoke, Sogo cupped his hands and continued to analyze, "He suddenly treated us to a drink like a boss rewarding his subordinates. He drank until he was dead drunk. After getting drunk and saying those words, he denied it the next day. Is he... trying to remind us of something?"

Sogo raised his head and looked straight into Kawaki's eyes, "He actually wants to remind us that the person is right next to us. That person who is even more dangerous than Takasugi and Katsura is right beside us. Or does he want us to get an answer from that person for him?"

"Now that I think about it, no matter how I look at it, it should be the latter possibility. After all, if it was someone with power like that. No matter how careful Shinsengumi was, they wouldn't be able to withstand such a person getting serious, right? So, the biggest problem now is to figure out what exactly that uncle wants us to ask for him. Is that so? Boss..."

"Eh? Is that so?" Kawaki asked with a puzzled face, and then praised, "As expected of Sogo-kun. His brain is really smart. If it was me, I would probably forget all this after drinking."

"Boss..."

"Sogo-kun," Kawaki interrupted Sogo. Then, he slowly got up and went to the window. He looked at the guests and women coming up from the streets with a gentle expression, "What do you think of this country? Or if Sogo-kun were that person and had the power to subvert this country, what would you do and think?"

Sogo pointed to the ceiling and replied without thinking, "Kill all those people who are pointing fingers at this country."

"Truth?"

"Kill Hijikata and become Shinsengumi's deputy chief," Sogo replied honestly.

"It does seem like Sogo-kun's style," Kawaki smiled and said, "Maybe that person also thinks so. He just wants to live a normal life. So I think that Sogo-kun and Shinsengumi don't need to panic. That person may not do anything."

"I see..." After saying this, Sogo stood up and turned around to walk slowly to the door. When he reached the door, he stopped and waved his hand without looking back, "Then I'll leave first, boss. If Hijikata finds out about skipping the morning shift, he'll be chatting about it again."

"That, Sogo-kun," Kawaki pointed at the back of Sogo's head and could not help but remind him, "Well... Before that, I think you should rest for a few days first. Maybe it's because you haven't had a good rest recently, your hair..."

"Hair? What happened to my hair?" Sogo turned his head and reached out to touch his head, "It's very normal. What happened?"

"No, that situation is really not normal," Kawaki thought of the back of Sogo's head, which was almost completely bald and could not help but twitch the corner of his mouth, "It's almost... completely bald..."

"Bald? How is that possible? At my age..."

Before he finished speaking, Sogo saw a large handful of hair in his hand, and he suddenly felt bad.

"Well, if you can, you can touch the back of your head again..." Kawaki suggested tentatively, then pointed to the seat where Sogo was originally sitting, "In fact, your hair has been falling since you entered the door, but... thinking that Sogo-kun might know it himself, so I did not say it..."

Hearing this, Sogo expressionlessly turned his head to look at where he was originally seated. At the same time, he reached out and touched the back of his head. When he saw the pile of hair that was lying on the ground and felt that there were only a few sparse hairs on the back of his head, Sogo rolled his eyes and directly fell to the ground.

"Sogo-kun!"

...

"Well, Sogo-kun, actually no one would have thought of this kind of thing." Kawaki looked at Sogo, who was hugging his legs and curling up into a ball in front of him. He comforted him, "But! Maybe it came a little early, so you had to straighten your chest and accept it! After all, a large number of people will become bald after a certain age! That's right! In a sense, baldness is also a part of human life. It's a necessary stage! It's common to see that life would be incomplete without baldness! Basically, not a single head teacher could escape the fate of having sparse hair before the age of forty! So cheer up! Being a head teacher at the age of eighteen is already a big deal! This is the first time I've seen it!"

"Boss... becoming bald has no connection with becoming a head teacher," Sogo retorted weakly, "Being bald has never been a necessary experience in life."