446: Chapter 248: Hastings-type (5K6)_3 446: Chapter 248: Hastings-type (5K6)_3 Arthur couldn’t help but raise his eyebrows three times upon hearing this, “What do you mean?
Before Bertrand and I start fighting, you want us to deal with a couple of crocodiles or lions?”
Disraeli burst into hearty laughter and replied, “We don’t need to be that realistic.
After all, if everything were to be realistic, not only would we have to release a few lions, but we’d also have to portray the scene of you two being favored by noblewomen.
I doubt the fee that the audience pays would warrant Paris Sword Saint and Scotland Yard’s Wellington to go that far.
Just having you two shout ‘We are free’ should be thrilling enough for the audience.”
Arthur, frowning, leaned back in his chair and asked, “Benjamin, are Bertrand and I fighting a swordsmanship competition or WWE?”
“WWE?” Disraeli asked, puzzled.
Arthur replied, “It’s like putting two young and strong guys into an octagonal cage to put on a show.”
“Octagonal cage?” Disraeli pondered for a moment.
“Arthur, you might actually be onto a good idea.”
Arthur asked, “Are you planning to have us prepare some props too?”
Disraeli, unconcerned, retorted, “Even if I didn’t mention it, weren’t you prepared anyway?”
Arthur took a sip of tea, “Benjamin, that is top secret.
Moreover, I feel that having a cage as a barrier might interfere with the trajectory of bullets flying from the stands.”
Disraeli stood up and, leaning on the coffee table for emphasis, argued, “Arthur, are you doubting Alexander’s marksmanship?
He’s a damn French artilleryman!”
Arthur shook his head gently, “It’s not that I don’t trust Alexander, I don’t trust you.
Did you forget about your scandalous shooting practice yesterday?
One gunshot, the target was unharmed, but a poor eagle fell from the sky.
I just hope you don’t hit Jesus or God on the day of the match, because that wouldn’t be something you could explain away with a simple ‘We are free’.”
Agares, lounging on the sofa, yawned at these words, “Hit Jesus?
Why are Jewish people always doing this kind of thing?
But times change, and I suppose it’s reasonable for nails to turn into bullets.”
Disraeli, still not giving up, insisted, “Arthur, think about it seriously.
You even dared to schedule Mr.
Chopin’s piano debut after the swordfight.
Isn’t that proof enough of your confidence in victory?
I can’t believe you are truly resolved to die fighting Monsieur Bertrand.
Surely, you have some secret weapon up your sleeve that you haven’t disclosed, right?”
Seeing his insistence, Arthur just extended his hand towards the Prime Minister and rubbed his fingers together.
Disraeli, seeing this gesture, clenched his teeth and exclaimed with heartfelt pain, “Fine, more money, isn’t that what you want?
I’ll go back and negotiate with Lionel about the profit-sharing ratio.
Although Lionel and I are the organizers and financiers of the match, you are putting your life on the line, after all.
I do owe it to my old friend to fight for an additional five percent of the gate receipts for you.”
At these words, Arthur nodded slightly, “Since you put it that way, it would be petty of me to keep arguing against the cage.
But I feel that just caging us is still not enough; for the audience, such sensory stimulation is far from sufficient.”
“So you can go even lower?” Disraeli’s hand which was wiping sweat with his handkerchief suddenly stopped; he slammed the handkerchief down onto the coffee table, “Damn it, I knew you were certain of your victory this time.”
Arthur spoke up, “Do you still want to make this competition more successful?”
“Of course, I do,” Disraeli asked, “Arthur, if you have any brilliant ideas, just speak up.
After all, Lionel has already placed a substantial bet on this competition, so he probably won’t mind the additional expense.”
Arthur took a journal of the “Royal Society” out of the desk drawer and said, “As everyone knows, I am a researcher in the field of electromagnetism.
So, I think it makes sense to add an element of electromagnetism to the duel.
Especially on a dim starlit London night, the release of several bolts of lightning coupled with thick smoke would definitely make the stage effects stand out.”
Upon hearing this, Disraeli was also somewhat intimidated by Arthur; he paused and then asked, “Are you suggesting your killer move is to strike Bertrand dead with lightning?
But I must say, your idea does sound quite good.
The tricky part is, how do we convince Zeus and Odin?
Are you familiar with them?”
Agares, who was yawning, scratched his chin and said upon hearing this, “I do have a bit of a connection, although the success rate is not high, and the price might be more than you can afford.